slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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