On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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