fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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