He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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