...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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