real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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