this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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