god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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