i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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