Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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