BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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