I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
