White coat. Heels.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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