Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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