my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
After tacos, we're chasing women.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
