Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
