I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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