Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
