I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish i was in the wii world.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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