Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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