Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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