idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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