Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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