Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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