At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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