so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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