I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
How's work?
Spinning.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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