I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
