I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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