Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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