i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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