I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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