Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
