omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Two words: nipple clamps
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