i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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