just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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