WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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