Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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