will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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