I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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