I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
