would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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