Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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