dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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