i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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