hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
