then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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