is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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