yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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