we have pet lesbian snakes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
