EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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