How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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