i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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