I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
this will be a night to untag.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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